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A $50 LESSON
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard,
my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to
be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President someday.
Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so
I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”
She replied… “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.”
Her parents beamed with pride! “Wow…what a worthy goal!”
I said…”But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that!”
“What do you mean?” she replied.
So I told her, “You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds,
and trim my hedge, and I’ll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery
store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked,
“Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay
him the $50?”
I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her parents aren’t speaking to me anymore.
Do you know any Republicans that would get a chuckle out of this?
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Walking On The Grass
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and
will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface
like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go
walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly
raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?”
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
This kind of sensitivity just can’t be taught.