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A Woman Named Stephanie Was Sitting At A Local Bar.

A woman named Stephanie was sitting at a local Chili’s bar enjoying a nice after work cocktail with her friends when Kevin, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered and sat down across the bar. He was so good looking that Stephanie could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful dreamboat noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward Stephanie. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00… On one condition…”

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Astonished but intrigued, Stephanie asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

Stephanie considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked very deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly said….

“Clean my house.” [via]