A woman had a Schnauzer dog. It became very hard of hearing. She took it to a veterinarian, who told her that the reason the dog couldn’t hear was because of the heavy and thick hair in it’s ears. He recommended that she buy a large bottle of “Nair” and rub some in the dog’s ears three times a week.
The woman went to a drug store and asked the Pharmacist for a large bottle of “Nair. The pharmacist brought it to her and said that if she was going to use it under her arms, she should not use any deodorant there for two days. The woman said that she wasn’t going to use it under her arms. The Pharmacist then said that if she used it on her legs, she shouldn’t use any lotion on her legs for two days. The woman said that she wasn’t going to use it on her legs. She said that it was for her Schnauzer. The Pharmacist said in that case, she should refrain from riding her bicycle for at least one week.